Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Support for Our Armed Forces

OFFUTT AFB
Here's the view from the flight pattern into OFFUTT AIR FORCE BASE (Bellevue, NE just south of Omaha). This is what our servicemen see when landing at Offutt AFB.

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Imagine how this must feel to all those  servicemen seeing it for the first time. (This should have made national news, but we all know why  not.)

This is just south on Hwy 75 south. A farmer does it with his  tractor. Not sure if he uses a plow or a disc.  He uses GPS to get  the letters readable. He has done this every fall for several years now. Salute to the Bellevue farmer who made it happen!

Here's the view from the flight pattern into OFFUTT AIR FORCE BASE (Bellevue, NE just south of Omaha). This is what our servicemen see when landing at Offutt AFB. 

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
The early bird get the worm.
The second mouse gets the cheese.

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Quote of the Day
He who rejects change is the architect of decay. 
The only human institution which rejects progress
is the cemetery.
~Harold Wilson

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Joke of the Day

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a Republican's brain."

The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a Republicans brain?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans brains a lot lower because they've been used."



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1 comment:

John White said...

Hi Jim, I just read your joke about "the brain". I really like it. I know JFK would have too. I guess you could turn the story around for a Democrat?