Monday, May 23, 2011

Dining Out

Dogs, No Less
I thought the following video was funny. It gave me some good laughs and I thought it might be good for you too. Enjoy.

Kara and Zachary, have 2 dogs as pets, They are named Oreo and Boo. I just wonder if they have thought about trying something like the above video?

I Like to Eat Out
Yes, I do. I would probably do it more if I could afford the calories and dollars, and if Beverly was agreeable. I have some favorite places I like to visit. Here’s my list, not in any order of preference:

  • Outback Steakhouse
  • Red Lobster
  • O’Charley’s
  • Logan’s Roadhouse
  • Ruby Tuesday
  • Riverfront Seafood (local in Kingsport)

I gotta stop. This is making me hungry!

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. Before I retired, my desk was called a work station.

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Quote of the Day
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.
~Harry Truman

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Joke of the Day

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _____."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure that he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder.

"Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure that the professor wasn't looking. Then he then turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so dumb. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No.2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

 



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1 comments:

John White said...

Hi Jim, another great joke...but you could have added in ALABAMA or AUBURN football players.....just a thought.