Animals Get Drunk
If you haven’t seen the following video, you will get a chuckle. It shows animal eating fermented fruit which cause them to be under the influence.
While the video gives us a good laugh, we must remember that alcohol affects people the same way. A drunk person is not funny, and a drunk driver can be deadly!
Love is not love, till you give it away.
~Norman Douglas
Joke of the Day
A Texan is visiting Australia for the first time; He sees a sheep and starts laughing; he says to his Australian guide " oh, at home in Texas, sheep are twice as big!"
He then sees a cow ands bursts " Puff, in Texas, our cows are much, much bigger!"
And suddenly, he sees a kangaroo and asks, "What's that?"
The guide answers " Oh, that's just a grasshopper.”
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