That Make Sense
A good friend sent me the following definitions. You may have seen some of them before, but they’re fun to read again. Enjoy…
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR : A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines.
Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.
Humility does not mean thinking less of yourself than
of other people, nor does it mean having a
low opinion of your own gifts. It means freedom
from thinking about yourself at all.
Joke of the Day
A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."