Monday, July 20, 2009

More Oliver Meddaugh Photos

New Pictures Added July 5, 2009
New pictures were added to Oliver Meddaugh, Nature Photographer, website. I never met Oliver Meddaugh (1918-1999), but I know his wife, Celia,  very well. She lives here in Kingsport and goes to church meetings with us. She is a wonderful lady that is full of interesting stories who has a zest for life.

Here’s one of the pictures from the nature website.

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Young owlets out of the next (above).
One of the pictures taken by Oliver Meddaugh.
Click on the photo to go to the website.

The Second American Revolution 
Every American should watch the following. It takes less than 7 short minutes and it may help you understand the state of the union.


Think About This…
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?

Do you know what there are so many “Smiths” in the phone book? Answer: They all have phones.

Farmer’s Market
We went to the local farmer’s market in Kingsport last Saturday. We ended up buying corn on the cob, potatoes, onions, cucumbers, squash, green peppers, jalapeno peppers, and blackberries. Beverly made me blackberry cobbler. It was delicious!
 
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
The best classroom in the world is
at the feet of an elderly person.

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Quote of the Day
If things go wrong, don't go with them.
~Roger Babson

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Joke of the Day

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.

The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."



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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Red Green

Ever Heard of the Red Green Show?
No, not me. But I ran across this comedian handyman the other day. He had a comedy show that ran in Canada. They say it ran for about 300 episodes. After you look at some of the clips you’ll understand… because he’s funny!

Here’s one episode. You can go to YouTube and find many more.

 

 
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says: 
Don’t ever worry about what other people think of you. It’s their own business.

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Quote of the Day
It's easy to make a buck. 
It's a lot tougher to make a difference.
~Tom Brokaw

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Joke of the Day

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

She told the artist: "Paint me with diamond ear-rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex."

The confused artist said: "But you're not wearing any of those things."

"I know," she said. "But if I die before my husband, I'm sure my husband will remarry. And I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."



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Friday, July 17, 2009

The Old Clothesline

Back in Style?
Just a few days ago my Dad was mentioned in his blog about old time wash days. It was his entry #1777.

Mand's ClotheslineThen a few days ago my Granddaughter, Mandy, told in her blog about putting up a retractable clothesline. Read about her Green Weekend. Picture is Mandy’s clothesline from her post.

Then a few days ago my friends Faye and Charlie from Kentucky sent me the following about the old time clotheslines. You’ll find it interesting…

THE BASIC RULES FOR CLOTHESLINES

  1. You had to wash the clothes line before hanging any clothes -walk the entire lengths of each line with a damp cloth around the lines.
  2. You had to hang the clothes in a certain order, and always hang "whites" with "whites," and hang them first.
  3. You never hung a shirt by the shoulders - always by the tail!. What would the neighbors think?
  4. Wash day on a Monday! . .. . Never hang clothes on the weekend, or Sunday, for Heaven's sake!
  5. Hang the sheets and towels on the outside lines so you could hide your "unmentionables" in the middle (perverts & busybodies, y'know!)
  6. It didn't matter if it was sub zero weather . . ....Clothes would "freeze-dry.."
  7. Always gather the clothes pins when taking down dry clothes! Pins left on the lines were "tacky!"
  8. If you were efficient, you would line the clothes up so that each item did not need two clothes pins, but shared one of the clothes pins with the next washed item..
  9. Clothes off of the line before dinner time, neatly folded in the clothes basket, and ready to be ironed.
  10. IRONED?! Well, that's a whole other subject!

A POEM ABOUT CLOTHESLINES

A clothesline was a news forecast
To neighbors passing by,
There were no secrets you could keep
When clothes were hung to dry.

It also was a friendly link
For neighbors always knew
If company had stopped on by
To spend a night or two.

For then you'd see the "fancy sheets"
And towels upon the line;
You'd see the "company table cloths"
With intricate designs.

The line announced a baby's birth
From folks who lived inside -
As brand new infant clothes were hung,
So carefully with pride!

The ages of the children could
So readily be known
By watching how the sizes changed,
You'd know how much they'd grown!

It also told when illness struck,
As extra sheets were hung;
Then nightclothes, and a bathrobe, too,
Haphazardly were strung.

It also said, "Gone on vacation now"
When lines hung limp and bare.
It told, "We're back!" when full lines sagged
With not an inch to spare!

New folks in town were scorned upon
If wash was dingy and gray,
As neighbors carefully raised their brows,
And looked the other way . .

But clotheslines now are of the past,
For dryers make work much less.
Now what goes on inside a home
Is anybody's guess!

I really miss that way of life.
It was a friendly sign
When neighbors knew each other best
By what hung on the line.

 
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
There are times when we need to clean house. Someone said to get
rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

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Quote of the Day
God made time, but man made haste.
~Irish Proverb

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Joke of the Day

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.

"That's the one!"

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."



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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Some WWII History

Recently Unclassified
My Cousin Johnny from West Tennessee recently me the following that I thought was very interesting. I thought you might enjoy this little bit of WWII history.

Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British Airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and means to facilitate their escape. Now obviously, one of the most helpful aids to that end is a useful and accurate map, one showing not only where stuff was, but also showing the locations of 'safe houses' where a POW on-the-lam could go for food and shelter.

Paper maps had some real drawbacks -- they make a lot of noise when you open and fold them, they wear out rapidly, and if they get wet, they turn into mush. 

Someone  in MI-5 (similar to America's OSS ) got the idea of  printing escape maps on silk. It's durable, can be  scrunched-up into tiny wads, unfolded as many  times as needed, and makes no noise whatsoever.
At that time, there was only one manufacturer in Great Britain that had perfected the technology of printing on silk, and that was John Waddington, Ltd.  When approached by the government, the firm was only too happy to do its bit for the war effort.

By pure coincidence, Waddington was also the U.K.  Licensee for the popular American board game, Monopoly. As it happened, 'games and pastimes' was a  category of item qualified for insertion into 'CARE  packages', dispatched by the International Red Cross  to prisoners of war.

monopoly_boardUnder  the strictest of secrecy, in a securely guarded and inaccessible old workshop on the grounds of  Waddington's, a group of sworn-to-secrecy employees  began mass-producing escape maps, keyed to each  region of Germany or Italy where Allied POW camps  were located. When processed, these maps could be folded into such tiny dots that they would actually fit inside a Monopoly playing piece.  As  long as they were at it, the clever workmen at  Waddington's also managed to add:

1. A playing  token, containing a small magnetic compass
2. A  two-part metal file that could easily be screwed  together
3. Useful amounts of genuine  high-denomination German, Italian, and French  currency, hidden within the piles of Monopoly money!

British  and American air crews were advised, before taking  off on their first mission, how to identify a  'rigged' Monopoly set -- by means of a tiny red dot,  one cleverly rigged to look like an ordinary printing glitch, located in the corner of the Free Parking square.

Of the estimated 35,000 Allied POWS who successfully  escaped, an estimated one-third were aided in their  flight by the rigged Monopoly sets.. Everyone who  did so was sworn to secrecy indefinitely, since the  British Government might want to use this highly  successful ruse in still another, future war. The story wasn't declassified until 2007, when the  surviving craftsmen from Waddington's, as well as  the firm itself, were finally honored in a public  ceremony.

It's always nice when you can play that  'Get Out of Jail' Free' card! I  realize some of you are (probably) too young to have  any personal connection to WWII (Dec. '41 to Aug. '45), but this is still interesting.


Story  verification: Wall Street Journal Article

 
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Don’t judge others. Instead apply judgment to yourself based on the life & teachings of Jesus.

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Quote of the Day
If only we'd stop trying to be happy
we could have a pretty good time.
~Edith Wharton

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Joke of the Day

Among the speakers at a large seminar for ministers-in-training were many well known motivational speakers. One of them boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked!

He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!"

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech which, went over well. About a week later one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon.

As he shyly approached the pulpit one Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It seemed a bit foggy to him this morning. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!"

His congregation sat shocked. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"



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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Senior Bumper Stickers

More Bumper Stickers
Here’s the last set of those bumper stickers for seniors:

BS12
BS13
BS14
BS15
BS16
BS17

Fishing Yesterday
We had another good day on the lake. We got our limit in Lake Trout but only caught 1 rainbow trout. Here’s a few pictures from yesterday and a few from last week.

The lake was beautiful yesterday, 7/14/2009. P1060012
Here the stringer from 7/14/2009. P1060025
Paul Cassel took this picture and the next two pictures on 7/7/2009. Here I am bringing in a Lake Trout. 20090707_6
This shows me netting a trout for one of the other guys. 20090707_12
This is an example of some of the nice Lake Trout we have been catching. 20090707_14

 

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Be careful and be prepared, for our whole life can change in the blink of an eye.

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Quote of the Day
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
~From a headstone in Ireland

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Joke of the Day

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 p.m. for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."



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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Fishing Today

I’ve Gone Fishing Today
If all has gone as planned, I may be on the lake when you read this. Doug, Ralph, and I have headed back up to South Holston Lake for some more trout fishing. We troll going anywhere from 30 to 70 feet deep.

Some People Don’t Fish
Here’ some bloopers by Bill Dance, which perhaps have influenced some people to not get into fishing.


I Went to the Arthritis Doctor Yesterday

They took x-rays of my knees yesterday and even though the picture came out good and clear, the results were not so good. It was easily concluded that I have advanced osteoarthritis on both knees and I am an excellent candidate for knee replacements. (To me it looked like both knees had bone on bone.) I was afraid of this… I told the doc I’d hold on until next year, and if I was still kicking I might let him schedule me to see an orthopedic specialist… maybe sooner if the pain gets too bad.

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Sometimes we must cry.
When you do it is better to
cry with someone than alone.

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Quote of the Day
Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to.
~Author Unknown

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Joke of the Day

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

He said, "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it.

"But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it.

This is my position, and I will not compromise."



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Monday, July 13, 2009

An Acrobat

Damien Waters
This is a video of some of Damien’s new moves and tricks he’s experimenting with for 2009. This guy is pretty amazing. If you care to watch this video it lasts about 3.5 minutes.

Doctor Appointment Today
I go see my Arthritis Doctor this morning. I’ve been having lots of pain in my knees lately, and I’ll be talking to him about that. It’s got to the point that if it involves walking any distance, then just count me out.

Fishing Tomorrow
If all goes as planned Doug, Ralph, and I may be back on the lake tomorrow to fish for some more of those trout. I fish when I can, for the day will come when I am not able.

Be Careful Today
Friday the 13th came on Monday this month!
 
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Life is too short to complain, hate, and be miserable. Think in terms of love, helping others and enjoying life.

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Quote of the Day
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
~Doug Larson

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Joke of the Day

A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites. "Here," he points out at one spot, "is where the Southern troops routed a whole regiment of Yankees. Over there, the Rebs wiped out a whole platoon of Yanks. Down about a mile, there's another valley where we captured a thousand Union soldiers."

A tourist says, "Didn't the North ever win a battle?"

"Yes ma'am. But not while I'm driving this bus."



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