Granddaddy Pride
My granddaughter, Kara, is playing volleyball again this year. I went to the first game and they won the first two sets. Kara has improved a lot in the past year, especially in her serving. Here’s a short video…
Life is full of adventures. Some are little, and some are big. Keep an eye out for adventures in life that await you. You don’t want to miss out.
~James Thurber
Joke of the Day
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
”I can’t do that, officer.”
”Why not?”
”Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”
”Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”
”Can’t do that either, officer.”
”Why not?”
”Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”
”Alright, we could get a blood sample.”
”Can’t do that either, officer.”
”Why not?”
”Because I’m a hemophiliac.
If I give blood I could die.”
”Fine then, just walk this white line.”
”Can’t do that either, officer.”
”Why not?”
”Because I’m drunk.”
1 comment:
Hi Jim:
Warming up a bit today. Nice to see the sunshine. Love the joke of the day!
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