Monday, March 21, 2011

The Redneck Exam

Can You Pass It?
Someone recently sent me a copy of a Redneck Examination. I thought I would share with you to see if you can pass it. It consists of only 4 questions. Allow yourself 1 minute to complete the exam:


Now, don’t cheat. The answers are below:


How did you do? Hang in there, I didn’t pass it either.

Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
We went fishing last Friday. It was a very pretty day, except for the wind. Did you know that a wind is the fisherman’s worst enemy? The catch was nothing to brag about. But we had a great time, and the boat, motor, and all equipment checked out A-OK.

Quote of the Day
It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold:  when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.
~Charles Dickens

Joke of the Day

Old Joe went to the doctor. Here’s his story…

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.  After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned sixty-something.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' I replied.  'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that
all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of girl friends?'
'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,..  'Then, why do you even care?

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