A Serious Problem
As a law enforcement officer I have been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab.
Here is a picture of four Labs. I think it's pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab. I hope this helps.
OK, that is funny. But the use of meth and all those meth labs is not funny at all. It is a serious drug problem in our part of Tennessee. In fact, drugs of all types is getting to be a serious problem in our part of the world.
Guard your prescription medicines. People will steal any pain medications you might have at home. Keep them in a safe place and away from children.
Life is like riding a bicycle - in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Joke of the Day
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes.
He replied "It's easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip and a sign that says “Free Chips and Dip” to draw in the customers. He laid out his chips and dip.
His boss said, "That's a very innovative approach" and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Yuck, this tastes terrible, it tastes like raw sewage!" his boss yelled.
The salesman replied "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"
(When I was a kid I just loved to tell the above joke. You can really drag it out by describing the display, etc.)