With a Good Laugh
Remember Confucius? Here’s some of his less famous sayings.
- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
There was a real Confucius, who was not responsible for the above. He lived 551 to 449 BC according to Chinese history. He is known for being a great Chinese philosopher who impacted the moral and political doctrines of China.
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…But Seriously…
Is something wrong with me? I wonder sometimes. Why? Because most of what I hear happening in our country seems wrong. The federal government’s actions don’t pass the test of common sense. Is it just me?
Keeping together is progress.
Working together is success.
~ Henry Ford
Joke of the Day
Definitions
(These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.)
ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
1 comment:
The Confucius sayings are fun, funny and true. Love the one about the car and war.
It's not just you Jim, it's true that the gov. has no common sense. Idiots.
Those definitions are very accurate, Ha!
BlessYourWeek
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