Monday, August 2, 2010

Start the Week

With a Good Laugh
Remember Confucius? Here’s some of his less famous sayings.

  • Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • War does not determine who is right, war determine who is  left.
  • Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  • Crowded elevator smell different to midget. 

Confucius There was a real Confucius, who was not responsible for the above. He lived 551 to 449 BC according to Chinese history. He is known for being a great Chinese philosopher who impacted the moral and political doctrines of China.




…But Seriously…
Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Is something wrong with me? I wonder sometimes. Why? Because most of what I hear happening in our country seems wrong. The federal government’s actions don’t pass the test of common sense. Is it just me?

Quote of the Day
Coming together is a beginning.
Keeping together is progress.
Working together is success.
~ Henry Ford

Joke of the Day

(These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.)

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

A place where women curl up and dye.

The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Cold Storage.

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

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1 comment:

Dar said...

The Confucius sayings are fun, funny and true. Love the one about the car and war.
It's not just you Jim, it's true that the gov. has no common sense. Idiots.
Those definitions are very accurate, Ha!