An Amazing Trick
If you have any idea how this trick is accomplished I would like to know. The magician’s name is Murray, and he’s just getting started on his road to fame. Watch this, and you won’t believe your eyes.
To admit you are wrong,
does not show how weak you are.
It shows how strong you are.
Joke of the Day
(One of Granddaddy’s Favorite Jokes)
Once there was a retired pirate so he decides to live with his brother. The pirate walks up to his brothers house and knocks on the door and his brother answers the door and says, "Oh my gosh, what happened to your hand!?!"
The pirate said, "I lost me hand in a sword fight, but now I have this here hook."
Then the brother said, "What about your leg?"
The pirate said, "A cannonball hit me leg hard, mate, but now I have a peg leg."
Then the brother said, "Well , what about your eye?"
The pirate said, "I was looking up to the crows nest and this sea gull flew over, and he pooped, … it hit straight in me eye."
The brother said, "Oh me. I didn’t know bird poo could put out your eye.”
Then the pirate said, "Oh, It wasn’t the bird poo… It was me first day with me hook!”