Many times when you want to understand how a company operates, it is good to look at an organization chart.
The same is true with our United States government. Recently a good friend sent me such a chart, and it demonstrates plainly how the government works.
Never underestimate the power
of stupid people in large groups.
(The Senate & House of Representatives are large groups.)
Einstein said “Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I’m not sure about the former.”
~Clay P. Bedford
Joke of the Day
More Suth en-ism's
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, as in: "Going to town, be back directly."
Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor whose got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!
Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece."They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.
Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb..
Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, .. and when we're "in line," we talk to everybody!