A few years ago I got a new toy called a Pressure Washer. I just had to have one. It looked to be so much fun. Little did I know…
They are a lot of hard work. I got it started a couple of days ago and did a cleanup number on our patio and the sidewalks around our home. Here’s some pictures, and some show my “hard” work:
|Here’s the machine. ||Granddaddy at work|
| ||Grandmother was watching while I did some fancy writing with the pressure washer |
That sidewalk did not look very dirty until I started working on it. It’s hard to believe the grime that collects. This sidewalk was cleaned 2 years ago. It got this dirty in two years in the elements. But it gave me a unique way to let Grandmother know that I love her.
What is it they say about men and boys?
Is it something like this, “The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys”?
The best six doctors anywhere
And no one can deny it
Are sunshine, water, rest, and air.
Exercise and diet.
These six will gladly you attend
If only you are willing
Your mind they'll ease
Your will they'll mend
And charge you not a shilling.
~Nursery rhyme quoted by Wayne Fields
Joke of the Day
Prison Vs. Work
Makes me glad I’m retarded. I mean retired.
You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle
You get three meals a day.
You only get a break for 1 meal, you have to pay.
You get time off for good behavior.
You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
You can watch TV and play games.
You are fired for watching TV and playing games.
You get your own toilet.
You have to share.
They allow your family and friends to visit.
You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
You spend most of your life looking thorough bars from the inside wanting to get out.
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
There are wardens who are often sadistic.
They are called managers.