Saturday, June 21, 2008

Over 50?

Getting Older has its Perks...
  1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
  2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
  4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you?"
  5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
  7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
  8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
  9. You can live without a lot of things, but not your glasses.
  10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
  11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
  12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
  14. You sing along with elevator music.
  15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
  16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
  17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
  18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
  19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
  20. You can't remember where you saw this list.

And you notice the above are all in Larger Print for your convenience.


I hope you're having a wonderful weekend!


Quote of the Day
There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave.
~Dale Carnegie

Joke of the Day
A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer.

Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells the couple that they can get married in heaven. The young lady then asks St. Peter, “If things just don't work out can we get a divorce?"

St. Peter looks at her and replies, "Lady it took me 30 days to find a preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?!"

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