Saturday, February 9, 2008

Yacht Your Step

Yacht Takes a Dip
Take a look at this 65' custom-built motor yacht complete with staterooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS. system and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc. Its cost is about $2.5 million. This first picture shows it about to be launched.

Oops! Something broke and the yacht takes a nose dive into the water. Splash!

And this last picture shows the yacht upside down in the water, with two corporate representatives in the water. How terrible to watch your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor,

Quote of the Day
Laziness is nothing more than the
habit of resting before you get tired.
~Jules Renard

Joke of the Day

A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?"

"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.

"You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman.

"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.

"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.

"Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf."

"You wouldn't waste the money on fishing bait, would you?" asks the man.

"No, no," says the bum, "I don't like to fish."

The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"

"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble, play golf or fish."

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