Funny Country Music Song

This is one of the funniest songs I have ever heard. I hope you will get some good laughs out of it. The video clip starts out with Aaron Wilburn talking about some real funny country song titles. all leading up to the one he sings in this YouTube video...

Did you catch all those song titles he mentioned. If not I wrote them down for you here:

• How can I miss you when you won't go away.
• If the phone doesn't ring you'll know it's me.
• When you leave walk out backwards so I'll think you're walkin' in.
• If I had shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now.
• If you won't leave me alone, I'll find someone who will.
• I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
• I'm sorry I made you cry but at least your face is cleaner.
• Take me out to the cornfield honey, and I'll kiss you between the ears.
• The oil is all in Texas, but the dipsticks are all in DC.

I hope you enjoyed that.

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Have a Great Week, and Remember to:

Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God!

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Quote of the Day

“The clock of life is wound but once,
And no man has the power
To tell just when the hands will stop,
At late or early hour.

Now is the only time you own.
Live, love, toil with a will.
Place no faith in time.
For the clock may soon be still.”

~ Author Unknown

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Jokes of the Day

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

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