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Quote of the Day
I'm not interested in age.
People who tell me their age are silly.
You're as old as you feel.
~Elizabeth Arden
People who tell me their age are silly.
You're as old as you feel.
~Elizabeth Arden
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Jokes of the Day
Q: What's the difference between lawyers and buzzards?Jokes of the Day
A: Lawyers have removable wing tips.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
A: Because deep down, they're really nice guys.
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It was recently said that a lawyer was fishing in the Atlantic, when a sudden swell threw him into the water. A school of man-eating sharks immediately converged on him, but they lifted him out of the water, and carefully swam him to the shore, where he waded out of the water.He turned, and asked them why they had saved his life instead of eating him alive.
One of the sharks smiled, and said "Professional Courtesy!"
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