Under the Bell

I Wish I Could Ring the Bell
With one of our backyard squirrels setting under the bell, it would be fun to ring the bell and watch him fly. He’s sitting there and trying to decide which bird feeder to attack next.

All is going good in our town of Kingsport, Tennessee. Not much happening, but it’s about time for me to get buy putting new line on my fishing reels, and organizing my tackle boxes. I’m really looking forward to getting out on the water and doing some fishing!

 

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Be sure a read my joke of the day. It’s all about some Red Skelton stories. That was the good old days of good clean humor. You didn’t need to use four letter words. This was the good olds days when the humor was clean, simple and funny!

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Quote of the Day

Give thanks for what you are now, and
keep fighting for what you want to be tomorrow.
~Fernanda Miramontes-Landeros

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Joke of the Day

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE  FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a Little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
   
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
   
3. I take my wife everywhere..... But she keeps finding her way back.
   
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our Anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"  She said. So I suggested the kitchen.
   
5. We always hold hands.  If I let go, she shops.
   
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric Bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place To sit down!" .. So I bought her an electric chair.
   
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."
   
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
   
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late For the garbage?" . The driver said "No, jump in!"
   
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
    
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her First name was Always.
    
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
    
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

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