But Monday, I Loafed
Yes, I got going yesterday. First, I washed the car and got all that Paris, Tennessee mud off of it. I think we brought back 5-10 pounds of Paris with us. Later I went to the Public Library to return some books and check out a few new ones. I enjoy have some different books to read. Then for supper, Beverly and I went to Five Guys for one of their delicious burgers and French fries. On the way home we stopped to see Kevin and family including Oreo.
We were amazed at how much Oreo had grown in the last four months. Check out these pictures:
We could learn much today if we could visit an elderly person and let them tell us about their experiences in life. How enriching it would be just to listen and learn.
and coming out with only a loaf of bread
are three billion to one.
Joke of the Day
Billy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got big troubles. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. Am I going crazy?"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink, "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Billy.
Six months later the doctor met Billy on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? No way! Instead, I went on one of those 'Dude Ranch' vacations, and an old cowboy cured me for the price of a bottle of whiskey."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Ain't nobody under there now!!!"