Obey the Traffic Signs
I saw this in our local newspaper in an advertisement…
There may be
HEAVY TRAFFIC on your journey
through the day.
So proceed with extra CAUTION
in all you do and say.
STOP any hurtful rumors
that others may pass along,
trying not to YIELD
when you’re tempted to do wrong.
KEEP RIGHT on doing good,
avoiding the DANGER AHEAD,
Steering clear of every DETOUR
that you could take instead.
Jesus is the Truth and Life,
the ONE WAY to salvation…
The RIGHT TURN on the only road
to a heavenly destination.
~ Author Unknown
This year they are complaining about the rain.
I believe people just like to complain.
Let me see if I can go through this day
it's who you think you're not.
Joke of the Day
Joe arrived for his job interview early to the train switching yard where trains are routed and set on different tracks.
Tom, the Train Switching Manager starts the interview and asks: What would you do if two trains are on the same track coming towards each other?
Joe answers: I’ll go over and pull the switching lever and get one train on another track so they can pass safely.
Ok, Tom says, What would you do if the switch handle is broken off?
Joe: Well I would get the piece of steel over there by the shed and jamb it in the switch and use that as the lever.
Ok good! Tom. What would you do if the switch lever is broken?
Well, I would pick up the phone and call the main office and get them to switch it from there!
Ok, very good!
Tom: What would you do if no one answers the phone?
Well, then I would call my cousin Vinny and tell him to get down here right away.
Tom: What good would that be?
Well, he’s never seen two trains collide.