My Heart
Today I have an appointment with my heart doctor. I will have a 12 lead ECG prior to the appointment. We will be discussing my recent heart cath, the echo cardiogram I had on Monday, and today’s ECG. I hope the news is good.
I would never go anywhere if it wasn’t for trips to the doctors, the pharmacies, grocery stores and, of course, Wal-Mart.
Everyone has a need to be appreciated and loved. Remember to say “Thank You” and let your family & friends know you love them.
if it's done by nice people like ourselves.
~Author Unknown
Joke of the Day
There was a painter by the name of Jock, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often would thin his paint to make it go further.
As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Church decided to do a big restoration job that involved the painting of one of its biggest churches. Jock put in a bid, and because his price was so low, he got the job.
He went about erecting the trestles and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, thinning it down with the turpentine. Jock was up on the scaffolding, painting away with the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, and the sky opened.
The torrential rain washed the thinned paint off the church and knocked Jock off the scaffold and on to the lawn, among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.
Jock was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got on his knees and cried: "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?"
And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke...
Repaint! Repaint!
And thin no more!
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