Men and Women Communicate Differently
I thought the following video was pretty funny. It’s a comedian telling about the differences in in how men and women communicate. You will enjoy it. Remember laughter is good for you.
This is the last day of September.
Remember to reset you calendar tomorrow.
Back to the Gym
We’re heading back to the gym today. The doctor said I could return to working out but not at full speed. I’ll be leaving off the weights, and just doing the bicycle at about half speed.
You don’t need anyone’s help to keep a secret.
receiving a meal. It's a way to live.
~Attributed to Jacqueline Winspear
Joke of the Day
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seriously contemplating suicide and he doesn't know what to do. He goes to a priest to seek his advice.
The priest says, "Take a beach chair and a Bible and put them in your car and drive down to the edge of the ocean. Go to the water's edge. Take the beach chair out of the car, sit on it and take the Bible out and open it up. The wind will rifle the pages for awhile and eventually the Bible will stay open at a particular page. Read the Bible and it will tell you what to do.
The man does as he is told. He looks down at the Bible and sees what he has to do. Three months later the man and his family come back to see the priest. The man is wearing a $1,000 Italian suit, the wife is all decked out with a full-length mink coat, and the child is dressed in beautiful silk.
The man hands the priest an envelope filled with money for the church to thank him. The priest is delighted and asks the man what advice in the Bible brought this good fortune to him. The man replies: "Chapter 11."
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