Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Ponder These Things

Do You Ever Ponder? Here's some things to ponder:
  1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, here, and drink whatever comes out?"
  2. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
  3. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
  4. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
  5. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time?
  6. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
  7. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all those Acme products, why didn't he just buy dinner?
  8. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
  9. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  10. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  11. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
  12. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  13. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Something Funny! This guy's name is Aaron Wilburn and he is hilarious! He's the same one I showed sometime back that sung that song, "If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you". Go watch that song by clicking here.

Check Aaron's website: Watch this YouTube video with a good sample of his humor.

Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
You can't have everything; where would you put it?

Quote of the Day
Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.
~Will Rogers

Joke of the Day
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body, while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some special person in administration.

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