Wednesday, July 9, 2008

The Banana Test

I'm hoping you'll do much better than me on this test....

The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals

  1. a Lion,
  2. a Chimpanzee,
  3. a Giraffe, and
  4. a Squirrel,
who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds

If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.


There is always, always, always something to be thankful for.

Quote of the Day
Judgments prevent us from seeing the good that lies beyond appearances.
~Wayne W. Dyer

Joke of the Day
Deep in the Tennessee hills, a farmer's mule kicked his mother-in-law to death. An enormous crowd of men turned out for the funeral. The minister, examining the crowd outside the church, commented to a farmer friend, "This old lady must have been mighty popular. Just look how many people left their work to come to her funeral."

"They're not here for the funeral," snickered the friend. "They're here to buy the mule."

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