Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Bar Sues Church

Someone sent this to me the other day. I am not sure if it is true, but I thought it was funny. It may make you laugh a little bit, and what would be wrong with that? Read on...

Bar Sues Local Church
In a small Texas town, a new tavern business stated constructing a building in which to open up a bar. The local Baptist church began a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers.

Work progressed, however right up until the week before opening, when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground.
The church folks were rather smug in their outlook until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise in its reply to the court.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork.
At the hearing.... he commented..............

"I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that doesn't.

Tennessee Granddaddy Says:

Count your blessings. Be thankful for the privilege of life.


Quote of the Day
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
~Knights of Pythagoras

Joke of the Day
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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