June 8, 1961
That’s when it started. That’s the day we got married. Count them up… this makes our
It’s been a wonderful ride. I’m sure glad and thankful Beverly decided to share her life with me.
An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow. And that’s what we’re going to do today.
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
as well as a necessity.
Joke of the Day
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen and started saying: "Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh Good Grief! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! They need more butter. Oh Good Grief ! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said BE CAREFUL!! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What on earth is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?
The husband calmly replied, " Well...I just wanted to show you what I feel like when I'm driving with you in the car!"