Ginger is a Dog!
Watch Ginger eat her breakfast She eats cereal, eats a banana, and drinks coffee… and does it human like. I think you’ll get a real laugh out of this. Enjoy!
Just Thinking… I believe with a little effort Kara and Zachary could pull something like this off using their two dogs, Oreo and Boo. That would be hilarious!
You’ve heard people say, “If I had known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.” Well that’s kind of true in a way. I think if I had known how aging would impact me, I would have been more careful with knees and my back when I was young.
~Quentin Regestein
Joke of the Day
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.
She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
- Strike while the ..........Bug is close
- It's always darkest before.....Daylight Savings Time
- Never underestimate the power of....Termites
- You can lead a horse to water but........how?
- Don't bite the hand that........looks dirty
- No news is...............impossible
- A miss is as good as a.........Mr.
- If you lie down with dogs, you'll....stink in the morning
- The pen is mightier than the............pigs
- An idle mind is...........The best way to relax
- Where there's smoke there's.........pollution
- Happy the bride who...........gets all the presents
- A penny saved is...............not much
- Two's company, three's..........the Musketeers
- Children should be seen and not...spanked or grounded
- If at first you don't succeed.....get new batteries
- You get out of something what you..see pictured on the box
- When the blind leadeth the blind......get out of the way
- Laugh & the whole world laughs with you,cry and....you have to blow your nose
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