A Special
Birthday…
Today
This is my sister’s birthday. Join me in wishing her a very happy birthday.
Happy Birthday, Mary!
All Else and More
I don’t have much going on today. Just wanted to say hello and share a couple of funnies with you.
In case you can’t read the above, it says:
My wife said, “Watcha doin’ today?”
I said “Nothing”.
She said, “You did that yesterday”
I said “I wasn’t finished.”
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the tool and throw them fish?
I bought a book for my son some years ago.
It was “Out of the Crisis” by Dr. W. Edwards Deming.
I asked Dr. Deming to autograph if for my son.
The following quote are the words he wrote just above his signature. It’s good advice for all of us not matter our age.
~ W. Edwards Deming
Joke of the Day
Lawyer:I have some good news and some bad news.
Client:Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer:The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client:Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer:The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
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