Home Safety

Funny Fire Alarm
It’s always important to practice safety at home as well as on the job. Here’s fire alarm that can be purchased at a very reasonable price from most grocery stores as well as Wal-Mart.

A Redneck Fire Alarm

I thought the above was funny. But true home safety is no laughing matter. I hope you have REAL SMOKE DETECTORS in your home and that you change the batteries every six months.

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
The smallest deed is better than the grandest intention. And when you go the extra mile, you’ll be free of any traffic jams.

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Quote of the Day

Adopt the pace of nature:  her secret is patience.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Joke of the Day

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."

He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

 

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