Friday, February 12, 2010

Home Safety

Funny Fire Alarm
It’s always important to practice safety at home as well as on the job. Here’s fire alarm that can be purchased at a very reasonable price from most grocery stores as well as Wal-Mart.

A Redneck Fire AlarmFire Alarm

I thought the above was funny. But true home safety is no laughing matter. I hope you have REAL SMOKE DETECTORS in your home and that you change the batteries every six months.

Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
The smallest deed is better than the grandest intention. And when you go the extra mile, you’ll be free of any traffic jams.

Quote of the Day
Adopt the pace of nature:  her secret is patience.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Joke of the Day

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."

He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."


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1 comment:

Dar said...

You have a refreshing sense of humor.
Love the redneck fire alarm and the beer joke...but especially have always loved the wisdom of the Emerson guy...Ralph Waldo
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