Why did the chicken cross the road?
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2010, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2010. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
How About Some Fun with the Chicken?
For all the kid that is still in us, you might enjoy playing a little game… And if you don’t enjoy it I know your children and/or grandchildren will. It reminds me of the old “Frogger” video game. Just click on the picture above to open the web page and play the game.
When my daughter was home for Thanksgiving I notices she was reading Steven Covey’s book, The Seven Habits of Highly Successful Managers. I remember the book well from my days of working in industry.
- Habit 1: Be Proactive
- Habit 2: Begin with the End in Mind
- Habit 3: Put First Things First
- Habit 4: Think Win-Win
- Habit 5: Seek First to Understand, then to be Understood
- Habit 6: Synergize
- Habit 7: Sharpen the Saw
Joke of the Day
This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago.
Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."
~~~~~ And One More
A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach.
He watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked'
"Now what?" to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"