Lots of Kinds of Bugs
There’s lots of kinds of bugs.
School days. School days.
They are preparation days.
Remember we are still is school.
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared,
and the foxes have a sincere interest in
prolonging the lives of the poultry.
Joke of the Day
The following is an actual quote of what was said in court testimony, word for word:
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
Q: Did you check for breathing?
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.