Some little tidbits to share with you today.
How do you know when it’s time “to hang up the car keys”? Here’s the answer: When your dog has this look on his face!
Ralph, Doug and I went fishing on south Holston Lake yesterday. We had a good day of fishing. We had our limit of Lake Trout before Noon. That was a total of 6 nice trout. The largest was over 5 pounds, and the stringer weighed a tad over 21 pounds. Ralph took them home to clean and freeze. That will make some mighty fine eating! That’s a heavy stringer to hold.
What’s Important In Your Life?
Hope you don’t focus on material goods. Read on…
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"
"OH NO, OH NO!!!" screamed the lawyer… “My Rolex!”
I have heard this all my life, I should do it:
Eat breakfast like a King, lunch like a Prince,
and dinner like a beggar.
Hope to see you on Monday!
Joke of the Day
An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."
A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."
A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."
A US doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.