Saturday, April 4, 2009

Age and Retirement

Tweety Bird
TweetyBirdAt60 A friend sent me an email the other day saying that Tweety Bird had reached 60 years of age. The picture definitely shows that Tweety Bird has aged over the past 60 years, and I know how Tweety feels.

Here’s an old cartoon of Tweety Bird and Sylvester the Cat if you care to watch. It last a little less than 7 minutes.

Tweety Bird Cartoon

I know exactly how this guy thinks!

I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
God wants full custody,
not just weekend visits.

Quote of the Day
All marriages are happy.  It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
~Raymond Hull

Joke of the Day

A certain English lady visited Switzerland and was having difficulty finding a room, so she asked the local schoolmaster to help her. After a satisfactory room had been found, she returned to her home and did some packing.

Suddenly, it occurred to her that she hadn't noticed a W.C. (in England, the toilet is called a Water Closet), so she wrote the schoolmaster about the W.C.

The Schoolmaster, not knowing the meaning, asked the parish priest and together they decided that it must mean "Wayside Chapel." He wrote her the following letter:

Dear Madame,

It is my pleasure to inform you that there is a W.C. just 9 miles from your home, in the center of a grove of pine trees. It seats 229 people, and it is open on Thursdays and Sundays. This is an unfortunate situation if you are in the habit of going regularly. You will, no doubt, be glad to hear that some people bring their lunches and make a day of it.

I would especially recommend Thursdays, for then there is an Organ accompaniment. The acoustics in the W.C. are excellent; even the most delicate sound can be heard.

My son was married in the W.C. and there was such a rush for seats that 10 people had to sit in the same seat. The looks on their faces were very interesting.

My wife is sickly but dedicated. She doesn't go regularly, and she hasn't gone for nearly a year.

I will be glad to reserve a seat in the W.C. for you, where you will be seen and heard by everyone.

Hoping I have been of some assistance.

Sincerely yours,
The Schoolmaster

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