Due April 15 
Yes, income taxes are due in 2 months. Did you know that the government is giving you 3 extra days to pay your taxes from last year. Yes, how nice of them.
- You get one extra day because April 15, 2011 falls on Sunday.
- You get a second extra day because Monday, April 16 is a legal holiday in Washington D.C. It is Emancipation Day.
- So your taxes are Due on Tuesday, April 17. Where is the 3rd day? This year is leap year, so February 29th is your 3rd extra day.
the unkind word, unsaid.
~Author Unknown
Joke of the Day
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.”
Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are cute!”
The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful,” it was now “cute.” She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”
Her husband replied, “The drugs are wearing off!”
And… the above joke reminded me of this joke:
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'
HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !
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