Today More Family Arrives
We’re expecting Sylvia, Mandy and Alex sometime this afternoon. Ah…. the fun grows.
Read the article here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/11/10/2496739/husband-searches-through-nine.html
He came out “smelling like a rose”.
to the honest man it comes as frequently as the
heart of gratitude will allow.
~Edward Sandford Martin
Joke of the Day
They call this an Idiot test:
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid