But I object to PETA and their Advertising
Just before Thanksgiving I saw the the following advertisement by PETA objecting to our traditional Thanksgiving turkey meal.
Then I remembered that PETA was against fishing, and had used the following advertisement.
I just want to go on record as saying I believe in eating turkey and meats, and I believe in fishing. Anyone who says otherwise is stepping on my toes.
You had better watch what PETA does in the future. I hear they are trying to outlaw fishing. We need to be watchful because there are liberal groups who want to take freedoms from the people.
Then adhere to your plan, but be willing to adjust when necessary. That’s the way you make something happen.
Joke of the Day
After being married for 40 years, Joe took a careful look at his wife one day and said .... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.”
“Now ...” Joe continued, “I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you' re not holding up your side of things."
Joe’s wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
(Thanks to Mark for the joke today.)