Here’s a Good One
When asked by a young patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding?" This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated:
"Yes , but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."
The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day. Makes perfectly good sense to me. And so does the follow T-Shirt.
A Tee Shirt For 2013 
Salt. No one ever says, “Man, that sure is good salt!”
Salt just brings out the flavor in the food we’re eating.
Jesus said to be the salt of the earth.
Be the salt that would bring out the goodness of the Christ.
but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
~Attributed to George Carlin
Joke of the Day
Steve lived in Stated Island, NY and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferry home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so Steve decided to stop at a nearby tavern.
Before long he was felling no pain. When he got back to the ferry slip, the ferryboat was just eight feet from the dock.
Steve was afraid of missing this one and being late for dinner, so he took a running leap and landed right on the deck of the boat.
“How did you like that jump, buddy?” said a proud Steve to a deck hand.
“It was great,” said the sailor. “But why didn’t you wait? We were just pulling in!”
1 comment:
Hmmm, I gotta use that line...LOL
As for that T-shirt...gotta use that one too.
Have a great day.......ya catching any fish this hot summer?
BlessYourHeart
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