Happy Birthday Mary!!!
Read the quotes I selected below as a tribute to Mary on her Birthday:
A sister is a little bit of childhood
that can never be lost.
~Marion C. Garretty
Is solace anywhere more comforting than
in the arms of a sister.
Brothers and sisters are as close
as hands and feet.
A sister smiles when one tells one's stories -
for she knows where the decoration
has been added.
A sister is a forever friend.
Sweet is the voice of a sister
in the season of sorrow.
Sisters are blossoms in the garden of life.
If you have someone who loves you,
you are rich indeed.
Joke of the Day
A guy gets into a taxi after a boozy night out and halfway through the journey wants to stop and buy cigarettes. He taps the driver on the shoulder and suddenly the driver screams, swerves across the road and mounts the sidewalk stopping just short of a brick wall.
All was quiet for a few moments and then the driver turns around and says "Don't EVER tap me on the shoulder whilst I'm driving EVER again".
The guy says, "I'm sorry, I didn't know it would scare you so much"
The driver replies, "It wouldn't normally but this is my first night as a taxi driver and up until yesterday, for twenty five years, I was driving a Hearse.