Thursday, September 9, 2010

They Don’t Want Us to Fish or Hunt!

Unbelievable!
If someone had told me 50 years ago that “certain groups” would want to outlaw fishing and hunting, I would of said, “You’re crazy!” But it’s happening and I’m not making this up. In fact, if we don’t vote yes for the right to hunt and fish in Tennessee the coming November, we may lose that right. Go to the TN Hunt and Fish website for more information. Also check out the following videos:

 

And That’s Not All
Recent articles in the newspaper have indicate they want to outlaw the use of lead for fishing tackle and ammo. Go to this web site to help Keep America fishing.

The environmentalists have gone crazy. Don’t they know the difference between human rights and animal rights?

My Protest 
Today I’m going to protest the above by going fishing. We’re going either to S. Holston or Watauga to try for some of those big Lake Trout. Some of the lures and equipment we’ll be using is made partly out of lead. That makes me feel good. Go away crazy people with non sensible ideas!
 
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways. Take a stand, and get on the right side.

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Quote of the Day
There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age -
I missed it coming and going.
~J.B. Priestly

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Joke of the Day

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REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
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NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Learning How to Find Things--Starting With Looking In the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

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Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 8
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 9
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. 

Class 10
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 11
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling when you're going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
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Understanding Appliances
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
The Washer & Dryer—The basic difference.
Plus Vacuums, Dishwashers, etc.
Live Demonstrations.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

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3 comments:

Just Bill said...

Jim,I could not believe this. I do not believe it will pass. How could it possibly. If it does I will be sorry for you and all the hunters and fishermen in Tenn.

Just Bill said...

Jim,I could not believe this. I do not believe it will pass. How could it possibly. If it does I will be sorry for you and all the hunters and fishermen in Tenn.

Kelly said...

Hi Jim, its not just hunting and fishing. There is a man that has been harrassed and now cited for get this....growing too many vegetables on his land! Read this, and there is a video too. I believe the govt is trying to keep us from being self sufficient. :(

Link:
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/24979774/detail.html