Saturday, September 11, 2010

Just For You

This is Good Advice

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Today is Jade’s Birthday!!!
Nana and Papa wish Jade a very Happy Birthday!

Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
You are richer today if you have laughed,
given or forgiven.

Quote of the Day
Boredom is a sickness the cure for which is work; pleasure is only a palliative.
~Le Duc de Lévis, Mémoires

Joke of the Day

A man was working in his garden near a mental hospital when one of the patients asked what he was doing.

The man answered "I'm putting manure on my strawberries."

"That's funny", said the patient, "We put sugar and cream on ours and they think we are crazy.

~~~Comments on the above joke….

The above joke reminded me of a true story. It seems Inez was visiting Rose. Rose’s husband was leaving the house and Rose told Inez, “He’s going to get some chicken litter.” Inez & Rose were both a little hard of hearing, and every time Rose said litter, Inez thought she said liver. And when Inez said liver, Rose thought she had said litter.

The following is from Rose’s perspective:

Rose said, “He’s going to get chicken litter”

Inez responded, “Oh good, I just love chicken litter!”

Rose asked, “What do you do with it?”

Inez said, “I eat it. It’s delicious.” 

Then they both started laughing I think…

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