Saturday, August 29, 2009

Fastest Banjo

Todd Taylor
He is the world’s fastest banjo player. You might want to watch and listen while he sets the world’s record. It’s quite amazing.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend.
Enjoy these last days of summer while you can.

Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
If I have pains and feel bad, I don’t have to make everyone else feel bad too.

Quote of the Day
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
~Robert Byrne

Joke of the Day

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."

The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."

The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."

The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."

Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."

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