Tuesday, December 11, 2007


Did you know that Tennessee Granddaddy was a Scrooge? Check it out by clicking here: Granddaddy Scrooge. As you can see, if I'm a scrooge, I'm a happy scrooge! I just wish I could move around like that.

Do You Like
The Man in the Elevator--A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping. When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?
I'll give you the answer tomorrow.

Quote of the Day
Oh, wouldn't the world seem dull and flat
with nothing whatever to grumble at?
~W.S. Gilbert

Joke of the Day
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."

After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.

Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.

"Oh, that crazy old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."

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1 comment:

Mandy said...

I liked the Granddaddy Scrooge!! Except I know the real Granddaddy and he's not a scrooge. I'm not sure he can dance like that either! =)