It's Kara's Birthday
My granddaughter, Kara, is 10 years old today. Happy Birthday Kara! We are invited to a Party to celebrate Kara's birthday at 2:00 PM today. It will be fun to see her open her presents. You might see a picture of her party in this blog tomorrow. She's a wonderful girl and very smart. Last night she drew up a little greeting card. It was neat and even had a bar code on the back of the card. When you opened it up it had a frame around a solid white area. The caption said, "This is a picture of a polar bear eating vanilla ice cream, in the middle of a snow storm." What a girl! This is a cute picture we took of her this past summer.
The last day of 2007. We've had a busy and good year. I put together this slide show to show the highlights of our life in East Tennessee during the past year.
Sunday Lunch
Yesterday we had a wonderful lunch with our friend Celia. As usual she put on a delicious spread for our lunch. I had to show you what she had for dessert. Now does that Strawberry Shortcake make you hungry? It was delicious!Question
Is it true that cannibals do not eat clowns...
because they taste funny?
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Quote of the Day
"We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified."
~ Aesop
~ Aesop
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Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
This woman's husband was a wife beater and a real cad. The woman and her husband were separated and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband. One day she found a beautiful lamp lying in the street. She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit. Suddenly, a genie popped out of the lamp! The genie said that it would grant her 3 wishes & that with every wish her husband it get the same thing only double!
So, the woman thinks of a first wish...
"I want to be rich!!!"
So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!
So, the woman thinks of a second wish...
"I want to be beautiful!!"
So, the woman became beautiful, and the husband became twice as beautiful.
"Okay", the genie says. "This is your last wish so be careful what you wish for!"
The woman thinks real hard and finally comes to a decision.
"I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!!"
So, the woman thinks of a first wish...
"I want to be rich!!!"
So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!
So, the woman thinks of a second wish...
"I want to be beautiful!!"
So, the woman became beautiful, and the husband became twice as beautiful.
"Okay", the genie says. "This is your last wish so be careful what you wish for!"
The woman thinks real hard and finally comes to a decision.
"I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!!"
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1 comment:
HA,HA,HA THIS IS A GOOD AND FUNNY ONE, YOU CAN'T KEEP FROM SMILING. KEEP IT GOING JIM, I AM PROUD OF YOU. DAD...
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