Monday, January 23, 2012

Men and Depression

I received the following the other day from a friend, and while I thought it was funny, I thought it was true.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED-- Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack...
  • You can be President.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

Men Are Just Happier People

Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
One of my favorite funny saying is a quote,
“All Indians walk single file.
Well, the one I saw did.”
I use it when I find someone generalizing excessively.

Quote of the Day
Preconceived notions are the locks
on the door to wisdom.
~Merry Browne

Joke of the Day

My joke today is in the form of a video. I think you will enjoy President Reagan’s humor.

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1 comment:

John White said...

Great post Jim. I agree with all of the reasons why men are happier except the one about auto mechanics telling us the truth.