Men and Depression

I received the following the other day from a friend, and while I thought it was funny, I thought it was true.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED-- Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack...
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

Men Are Just Happier People

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
One of my favorite funny saying is a quote,
“All Indians walk single file.
Well, the one I saw did.”

I use it when I find someone generalizing excessively.

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Quote of the Day

Preconceived notions are the locks
on the door to wisdom.
~Merry Browne

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Joke of the Day

My joke today is in the form of a video. I think you will enjoy President Reagan’s humor.

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