Thursday, April 7, 2011

Fishing Today

Fishing Douglas Lake
If all goes as planned, we may be fishing today. Hopefully we’ll be on Douglas Lake or heading that way when you read this.

Here’s a video I made sometime back about fishing on Douglas Lake. This will give you an idea of how we fish for crappie.

Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
A clear  conscience is usually
the sign of a bad  memory.

Quote of the Day
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
~Thomas Paine

Joke of the Day

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister,  I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."  Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.  "See this badge?  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.  No questions asked or answers given.  Have I made myself clear?  Do you understand? "

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored  before he reaches safety.  The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge. Show him your BADGE!"

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