Independence Day is Tomorrow
What does today mean to you? A picnic? Going to a parade? Watching fireworks? An extra day or two off from work?
I hope it means a little more. I hope you will reflect on the true meaning of this holiday. the Forth of July commemorates the signing of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776. Many thanks to our forefathers for their foresight and for the freedom we enjoy in our great country today. May we grasp firmly the principles on which this country was founded and never let them be taken away from us.
Most of what we call waste can be recycled.
But there is no way to recycle wasted time.
Time is most precious. Spend it wisely.
it must be achieved.
~Franklin D. Roosevelt
but because we practice it.
~William Faulkner
Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all!
By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall.
~John Dickinson
Joke of the Day
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?" "Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom. "Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks. "Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?" "Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks. "Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" "No darling, it's because you're 25."
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