Saturday, June 27, 2009

Retired Bumper Stickers

Have a Laugh or Two
Here’s a few bumper stickers for today, and I’ll have more for you next week…


Have a great weekend! Remember…


Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Quote of the Day
God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
~St. Augustine

Joke of the Day

The Proverbs of Life

  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
  • A Clean House Is A Sign of A Misspent Life
  • A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out the Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
  • A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This Kitchen Is Delirious
  • Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT
  • Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
  • If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
  • My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
  • No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
  • Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

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