Retired Bumper Stickers

Have a Laugh or Two
Here’s a few bumper stickers for today, and I’ll have more for you next week…

Have a great weekend! Remember…

 

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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Quote of the Day

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
~St. Augustine

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Joke of the Day

The Proverbs of Life

• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
• A Clean House Is A Sign of A Misspent Life
• A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out the Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
• A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This Kitchen Is Delirious
• Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT
• Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
• If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
• My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
• No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

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