Friday, April 11, 2008

Funny Friday

Water Bed Practical Joke
While the narration is not in English, you will still understand it and laugh a little. I think it's from a TV Show that did practical jokes. Enjoy!

Joe: Last night the lion-tamer at the circus was attacked by his lions.
Sam: Was he clawed?
Joe: I don't know what is name was.

Every Wonder...
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
  • If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
  • If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
  • Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
  • Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
  • Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
  • Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
  • Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
  • Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
  • Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
  • Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
  • Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
  • Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
  • Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
  • Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
  • How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  • Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway??
  • What do you call Sour Cream, when it goes to the bad?
  • Why are there only eight hot dog buns in a pack, when there are 12 hot dogs in a bag?

Quote of the Day
When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
~Author Unknown

Jokes of the Day

There are two things I notice as I get older:
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

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