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Quotes of the Day
Happiness is never stopping to think if you are.
~Palmer Sondreal
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
~Mark Twain
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
the wise grows it under his feet.
~James Openheim
~Palmer Sondreal
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
~Mark Twain
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
the wise grows it under his feet.
~James Openheim
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Jokes of the Day
Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.Jokes of the Day
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Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.~~~
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman."What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.
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1 comment:
they aare bril and my dad will love them as much as me.
Loopy Loo
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