Thursday, November 8, 2007

The Woman's Rule Book Exposed

Tonight we have a swim meet at the high school. Jade is a member of the swimming team and will swim in two events tonight. We look forward to watching. This is our first experience with swimming meets. Splash! Splash!

Here's my little fish pond. Put your mouse in the pool and the fish will come to investigate. Maybe they think you are going to feed them.

The Rule Book
Listen up all you men folk out there. Did you know that the women have a rule book? Yes, they do. I found a copy the other day. I thought it would help to know the rules. It usually does. In most games it helps to know the rules. But guess what? It does not help to know the rules that the women use. Read on...

The Woman's Rule Book
  1. The female always make the rules.
  2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
  4. If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
  5. The female is never wrong.
  6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
  7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
  8. The female may change her mind at any time.
  9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
  10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
  11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.
  12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
  13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.

Quote of the Day
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude
without providing you with company.
~ Author Unknown

Joke of the Day
Pat: "What did you give your wife for your fortieth anniversary?
Mike: "I took her to Ireland.
Pat: "What did you give her for your fiftieth anniversary?
Mike: "I went back and got her."

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Another good one jim. keep iy up, you can do it. Dad