Some Interesting Thoughts

Some I Agree With

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing hurts more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. Was learning cursive really necessary?
6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
7. can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
8. Bad decisions and bad luck make good stories.
9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
10. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
11. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
12. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
13. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
14. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
16. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
17. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
18. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Condense soup, not books!
I know people who like condensed books. My thought on this is that if I read a really good condensed book I would have missed so much!
Condense soup, not books!

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Quote of the Day

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.  It's not.
~Dr. Seuss

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Joke of the Day

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